"fyi, people do still steal radios, y’know. how you think i got this suit?"
windows 8 can suck my dick
I can’t believe how far technology has come
I’m so cute tho
The last time someone asked me to be their girlfriend we both had too much acne to make good decisions.
Really though, how does one even meet people without being drunk and sleeping with them within the hour?
Penises are so fun! They come in so many shapes, sizes, and color.
I want to collect them all!
Get What U Want (Lady Gaga Feat. R. Kelly vs. Daft Punk)
Chambaland - “Get What U Want” (Lady Gaga Feat. R. Kelly vs. Daft Punk)
Frida Kahlo’s: “UNIFY”